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PERFECT DAY -


TAGS: alone peace revenge death freedom
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by daveprime

forseti - August 22, 2012, 9:31 am
Very nice! Even I prefer foggy weather...
RONHUSTLEMAN - August 22, 2012, 12:08 am
LMAO


THE RIGHT CHOICE -


TAGS: freedom speech guns rights bill
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Ism

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:48 am
...for however long it takes to maneuver the drone over your head.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:48 pm
lol...


BEHOLD THE MAN -


TAGS: defender freedom father honour love
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

bigsouthfork - December 2, 2012, 1:00 am
There is no greater love. Godspeed faithful friend.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 4:56 pm
I'm pretty sure the lady in the pic does.
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:07 pm
Does anyone know who this soldier is?
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:05 pm
Very moving..........
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:41 pm
Excellent, RL. Truly moving. 5L's
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:18 pm

gave me the shivers, excellent
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2011, 4:39 pm
Very moving pic. 5L RL.
Shadowjoe - April 13, 2011, 1:25 pm
Who can argue this?
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:26 pm
Wow, this is very intense, most excellent RL. Of course 5l's to you.
RetiredUSNChief - April 13, 2011, 12:25 pm
Well put.
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 10:09 am
Five 5olemn thumbs up.
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:51 am
This is deep RL... very well 5aid


SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Looking for financially stable baggage free white male No drama!


TAGS: baggage free
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

xnavygunner - February 21, 2014, 11:40 am
Probably wonders why she can't hired for a job too.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:42 am
White male with rifle and pistol looking to rid the world of what the hell ever that thing is.
acegik - May 1, 2013, 3:08 am
Her parents must be so very proud of her (it?).
pickleviper - March 2, 2013, 9:55 am
Please tell me that's a made-up extra from some rubbish SyFy vampire film and not a real person.
Silverheart - March 1, 2013, 12:26 pm

Are you sure it's female? Too many body mods... they should be a greeter at WalMart.
PapaFox - March 1, 2013, 6:28 am
Nightmares are made of these! :-D


MEMORIAL DAY 2011 -


TAGS: freedom thank you
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by rerun

Feasibly - May 30, 2011, 12:02 pm
Freedom to sit in class and fart like a pack mule for starters, 5L
Sho - May 30, 2011, 9:57 am
Ok. Freedom to what then
Hawamleh - May 29, 2011, 11:02 pm
Now that's something anyone can and should respect, 5l.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 10:02 pm
Completely understood RR. I did not wish to make allusions otherwise. Just don't try to call a Marine a "Soldier" to his face. ;)
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 9:56 pm
It is not "Freedom from" something but, the "Freedom to".
Sho - May 29, 2011, 9:31 pm
Don't take me wrong on this but: Freedom from what exactly?
rerun - May 29, 2011, 3:30 pm

I meant "Soldier" in a more generic form here, to nclude members of all branches of the military
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 1:14 pm
Not to forget a Marine or a Sailor or an Airman of course.


PIZZA FORK - NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES


TAGS: free shipping call 1 800 fork you
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Sho - July 4, 2012, 8:56 pm
I'm the weird one that always hold them in my hand?
Vinxman - July 4, 2012, 12:14 pm
Shut up and take my money!
CloudchaserS - July 3, 2012, 11:23 pm
That's like using a knife & fork to eat hushpuppies.
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
If you call right now, they'll send you a SECOND pizza fork and waive the P&H ($39.47 savings), mao!!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm
Amazing.


MORGAN FREEMAN - is not enjoying his cotton candy.




FREEDOM - "For those that will fight for it... FREEDOM...has a flavor the protected shall never know"




THE LIVES OF OTHERS -




FREE SPEECH - If Liberty means anything at all.., it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear...




FREEDOM ! - You Better Start Working On Trying To Keep It !!


TAGS: freedom
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

WellThatSucked - March 7, 2012, 3:51 pm
Keep politics out of Motifake zombie. Take that crap elsewhere
zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 8:30 pm
YEA VOTE RON PAUL BABY!! CHOOSE LIFE LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS IN A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC FORGET ABOUT THOSE FASCIST SOCIALIST MIX I CALL ROBAMA or was it obamney? any way vote ron paul save US from an economic collapse into tyranny RON PAUL
maoworks2 - March 6, 2012, 7:10 am
Thanks.
GySgt1811a - March 5, 2012, 7:28 pm
And No. 2 is the ultimate guarantor of the other 9 and the mother ship.
mariand - March 5, 2012, 4:57 pm
nice one...


HAPPILY EVER AFTER - On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding video backwards just to see myself walk out of the church a free man


TAGS: marriage tv wedding free man
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 5:47 pm
and I'll take it ! thanks chalkman :)
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:17 pm
i give you 5
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:17 pm
haha funny s5it
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 9:58 pm
hey GaryO, sup ? you know you're only as old as the women you feel... I've only been here a few days too, but you might want to check out the stuff by the older members, you have some seriously good sh*t there !
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:22 pm
...and I tend to repeat myself....admin...little help here (please)
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:21 pm
Stellar! This one is so nailed, suzieq. I’ve only been here a few days, but have done a lot of foraging…this one’s the best I’ve seen. …….however, seems I’ve read those same words somewhere else…..but coulda been just now….I’m old
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:20 pm
Stellar! This one is so nailed, suzieq. I’ve only been here a few days, but have done a lot of foraging…this one’s the best I’ve seen. …….however, seems I’ve read those same words somewhere else…..but coulda been just now….I’m old
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 2:47 pm
The Force of LOL is strong with this one. . .
mariand - January 27, 2012, 12:45 am
good one...original ;)
Budog - January 26, 2012, 9:38 pm
LMAO 5L


2ND ADMENDMENT - When our freedom to bear arms is taken away, what will stop them from taking the rest of them?


TAGS: guns freedom
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Talon

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:22 am
That hasn't stopped them in the last 30 years; why would you having guns hold them back in the next 30? Besides, they have drones now; your handgun is irrelevant.
falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:47 pm
Tell that to the Bill of Rights. Your 2nd Amendment is safe.


REALITY CHECK, WHAT FREEDOM MEANS -


TAGS: freedom reality soldier war thanks
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by pricksoldier

pricksoldier - September 20, 2011, 10:12 pm
that would be an original, unfortunately, just a few days later my unit lost one of its own over here.
Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:52 pm

well done. is the text original...did you write it?


TO FORGIVE -


TAGS: prisoner free yourself hug child
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Rick69

BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 2:36 pm
hey don't hate the playa :)
Rick69 - February 10, 2012, 2:13 pm
Whew, finally a decent-ish poster & yes, Hammy, you're right; I really couldn't find a better pic but this seemed... just about right. Most importantly, cheers, BNTM, I wouldn't have thought you'd be the person who'd like it so much... :)
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 9:08 am
Love it ! could have found a better picture though :) still love it though :D
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:42 am
5 to keep me out of the special place in hell. I'll add another 5 next week for the genius that is this poster. Well done!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 7:10 pm
there must be a special place in hell for whoever didn't 5ed this one. that would be the best poster I've seen so far here or anywhere else. Kid got talent. :)
Reality Lord - February 9, 2012, 6:13 pm

real real nice


IRONY - Some people find it hard to spot


TAGS: irony free speech islam
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Kolin2003

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 11:51 am
Lol! 5L XD
Antarktikali - August 13, 2010, 9:37 am
ahah 5L from me


WE THE PEOPLE -


TAGS: freedoms rights
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 11:56 pm
I'm guessing thi5 ain't Canada, lol.
spacedog - June 16, 2012, 9:19 pm
Dang RL, this is amsome.


FREEDOM - Now get back to work.


TAGS: freedom work funny wilderness outdoors
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Justin

Sean - April 28, 2009, 5:06 pm
Yeah divi, that's never happened here before now.
divi - April 28, 2009, 4:15 pm
finally, a motifake that actually resembles the original despair.com ones!
RnR - July 24, 2008, 6:18 pm
isn't that the route to the Overlook h**el (The Shining)?


SILENCE -


TAGS: calendar mixed blessings freedom torture
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:10 pm
Who needs a women to cook and clean for them? I cook better than any woman and I clean better. Women are obsolete!
Ascetic - August 10, 2011, 6:15 pm
A high rolling h***er every night would have been cheaper than a divorce for Tiger Woods and others.
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:02 pm
Right you are, Airman. As my daddy should have told me, "None of it's free; and the kind you pay for is the cheapest."
Airman - August 10, 2011, 12:24 pm
tip the h***er generously. still cheaper in the long run


EVEN GOD - WORKS FOR THE BATMAN




Jim Morrison -




9/11 - The Freemasons made a serious error with the Morgan affair in 1826


TAGS: freemasons 9 11 morgan affair 1826 rnr
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by RnR

aPauling - August 28, 2008, 8:42 am
At age 45, Morgan married a 16 year old girl. Ah, the good old days.
Anakun - August 26, 2008, 7:02 pm
WTF? Over!


OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: food freedom soon revenge
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2013, 7:29 pm
This was hilarious, the face is funny as hell. 5 cheese slices.
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 12:26 pm
Ph**oshop: When Mother Nature doesn't invent things creepy enough to keep our attention
lgvernon - January 2, 2012, 12:36 am

Well, now I am COMPLETELY creeped out!


FREEDOM - I live the way I choose. My life is mine to live, and I apologize to no one.


TAGS: independence freedom choice
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by NumberXIII

rerun - November 27, 2011, 10:00 am

excellent. this wold be good at moti-twist as well


FREEDOM - Belongs to those who have nothing.


TAGS: total freedom can s last long
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Yorick

CPTinshano - September 4, 2012, 12:32 am
Agreed. The more you have the more you want to take with you.
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:55 pm
amen


CENSORSHIP - It cannot eliminate evil, it can only kill freedom.


TAGS: censor kill freedom evil
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 1:51 am
I, uh... don't not how to, uh... respond....


MORGAN FREEMAN - A Success Story Bottom To Top And Back To Bottom


TAGS: morgan freeman
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

Bandit5906 - December 27, 2012, 9:52 pm
Margan Freeman: Married his Step-Grandaughter who is 45 years his junior.
TigerKid - March 6, 2010, 6:19 pm
very cool


FREEDOM - It isn't free


TAGS: freedom
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by BadMoonRacing500

Terri - November 17, 2011, 6:45 am
And that's the tragedy, isn't it? Lest We Forget
tellitlikeitis - October 31, 2011, 6:56 pm
Very nice.


BE YOURSELF - DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING SING LIKE NO ONE IS LISTENING


TAGS: sing dance you free love
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Mistyblu

cloud753 - March 6, 2012, 7:54 pm
i always f**cking am


REGRETS -




SLAVES -


TAGS: freedom vote corporations your mom
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Sho - July 4, 2012, 1:52 am
Still wondering how you do it. 5L
Reality Lord - July 3, 2012, 12:17 pm

plutonomy vs democracy. will the republic survive?
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:20 pm
Gah. Thanks for demotivating the crap right out of me. -sigh- Back to work tomorrow to pay for my wife's d*** dream house.
Derek - November 17, 2010, 3:40 pm
[We're silent, because we've not any choice]


I-PHONE TO I-PAD - Here's your free upgrade.




SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT -


TAGS: get alcotest for free police
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by forseti

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:04 pm
Um... If you're in the USA, and you suddenly reach into the glove compartment during a traffic stop, you will be sh**. I'm not saying you can't pull off this joke, but you'll only get to do it once.
gas - September 1, 2011, 12:12 pm
Hahaha... And if you're weaving on the road, stop, get the hell out the car, and start screaming: BEEEEEES!!!


LUNAR TRUTHS -


TAGS: thanksto the ph**ographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that sh** for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.


SEE HONEY - Mommy has a perfect body, it's right here in the deep freezer ...


TAGS: mommy has perfect body freezer
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sho - June 23, 2012, 6:16 pm
Me gusta. 5L


DESPITE WHAT WAS SEEN ON THE MOVIE -




KILTS - Keeping the men who fight and have fought for your freedom, free for centuries.


TAGS: kilts kilt freedom
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Ed

Ozymandius - April 7, 2009, 6:44 pm
best motifake ever


FREEDOM OF THOUGHT - is useless without freedom of speech


TAGS: freedom speech gagged thought tied
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Xehen

Amren - August 1, 2011, 10:48 am
That's for sure. Which is why I love this website. There will be a time when this site will no longer exist because somebody got their feelings hurt. Guaranteed.
Tarapin - August 1, 2011, 12:01 am
ok...I'll start. A pretty girl, bound & gagged? That gives me a Happy
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 9:35 pm
You´re right, but I think that ain´t much better than be able to talk against Islam in Yemen, you can do it if you dare but you know something bad will happen to you... it isn´t a real freedom of speech
440wakeup - July 31, 2011, 6:13 pm
The pursuit of happiness.
rerun - July 31, 2011, 2:12 pm

OK folks, It is just a poster, no need for political commentary. Lets move along.
Tarapin - July 31, 2011, 1:07 pm
Also...people talk about how what someone else does "violates their 1st Amendment Right". That Amendment only prohibits "the making of laws that impede" free speech. What private citizens do to each other is a different story.
Amren - July 31, 2011, 6:08 am
The First Amendment only protects political speech.
Amren - July 31, 2011, 6:07 am
Might makes right.
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 12:48 am
Well, that´s part of the freedom of speech, be able to express yourself and have the certainty you´ll be safe
Xehen - July 31, 2011, 12:45 am
Thanks... advice taken, hope to make it better next time
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 11:57 am
Let's not forget that in the end, just because a person can shoot off their mouth/'arms, doesn't make them right
Amren - July 30, 2011, 11:50 am
True. But Freedom of Speech is useless without the Freedom to Protect yourself, i.e. The Second Amendment. What are you going to do when they try to silence you? Yell at them?
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 10:56 am
Poster's OK but take a few more seconds and crop the picture next time..


VALVE - Turning scientists into badass heroes since 1998.




HEAT MISER VS FREEZE MISER - And you thought your family was disfunctional.




FACE TATTOO - Freestyle bicycle will help you get your own free of charge.




LIBERTY MEANS RESPONSIBILITY - That Is Why Most Men Dread It




BREAKING FREE -


TAGS: free freedom power
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - July 22, 2011, 8:56 am
I've been in a drought for a bit for thinking of poster ideas.
Greeny - July 21, 2011, 10:47 pm
why the past tense in your thoughts?
tellitlikeitis - July 21, 2011, 9:28 pm
Geez, I used to make pretty good posters.
EnkryptedSpirit - July 21, 2011, 8:36 pm
guess I should increase mine, then
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2010, 6:29 am
Oh yeah for me, thanks!
Zealot - October 24, 2010, 10:08 pm
5 internets to whoever can get me a wallpaper sized pic in the picture
Neener - October 24, 2010, 7:47 pm
I like it
TheTrashHeap - October 24, 2010, 6:52 pm
Nice work. Keep it up, we need more quality Female submitters around here.


The First Words -


TAGS: freedom speech america usa chaos
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - April 24, 2015, 7:15 am
Thank you sir. :)
concern3 - April 24, 2015, 6:05 am
AMEN Brother a 5er


FREE APPS - If they're free, you're not the customer. You're the product.




FREEDOM - welcome to my country


TAGS: freedom
Rating: 3.5/5

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freedom -


TAGS: free your mind mariand
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by mariand

maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 11:27 am
You Got It !
GaryO - November 18, 2013, 8:04 pm
One of your best, mariand. Simply profound.
Greeny - November 18, 2013, 3:18 pm
Amsome - 5
motinet - November 18, 2013, 10:11 am

DEEP


OFFICE POLITICS #13 - Pride, commitment, teamwork ~ words they use to get you to work for free.




U.S.M.C SNIPER - The only thing you will see... is the back of you eyelids!


TAGS: u s m c marine sniper freedom funny
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by ash1011

ash1011 - May 31, 2011, 12:54 am
this is true. :) are you a sniper?
MPsniper - May 30, 2011, 2:30 pm
from a place you will not see..... comes a sound you will not hear


QUEEN -


TAGS: a disturbing image from the video i want to break free assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:10 pm
They always seemed to have Victoria on the drum.


EPIC FAIL -


TAGS: freedom patriot act fail
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Scott

Anon. - July 19, 2009, 11:40 pm
Look at the background, it's obviously a jail cell or something like that, so no duh there will be a lot of cameras around. Sorry if you let your criminals run free in whatever idiotic country you're from.
moooooooooooooo - July 3, 2009, 3:07 pm
Anonymous2 wins today's grand prize for most Ignorant douche on the site. (The cows all voted)
Anonymous2 - July 3, 2009, 1:23 pm
No, I call it safety. You don't want to know how many terror events have been prevented because of the Patriot Act, you liberal p****. Over here, they hate us because we're not Muslim. Even if we converted, we wouldn't be the right kind, so STFU!


JEFFREE STAR - Gets more boys than Megan Fox




THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.




FREEDOM - A cause worth fighting for.




DON'T WORRY KIDS - It's just the FBI




Yeah... -


TAGS: government shutdown furlough pay free
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - October 9, 2013, 11:40 am
Great usage of a clip from Office Space!! 5 Lions!


NOW IT'S MILLER TIEM -


TAGS: freedom s abroad and at home
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

WTFO - June 5, 2011, 10:46 pm
Absolutely, Cyber. I wish I had more hope for liberty and freedom in the middle east, but unfortunately, the trends aren't pointing that way.
Cyberhagen - June 5, 2011, 12:40 pm
I'm not so sure about the middle east thing; the "arab spring" has had disturbing elements as well as hopeful ones. We could even wind up with more Irans than Dubais in the long run...it's a dicey time.


Free -




the scar that wouldn't heal -


TAGS: america 9 11 scar freedom scre you nsa reading this
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Airman - September 11, 2013, 10:08 pm
Pretty Cool Dude
chickenlittle - September 11, 2013, 9:08 am
Very nice! Love that song too.


LIFE IS NOT -


TAGS: regrets assignment i ve had a few too few too mention but i live a free life
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:45 pm
I bow to a master. Now I'm off to get this in a tatoo on the side of my face.
Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 1:37 am
Bloody awesome.
spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:09 pm
Totally amsome phydeaux! 5Ls.
phydeaux - April 20, 2010, 3:27 pm
Praise from my betters. My day is now complete. I bow, and thank you all.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:13 am
That fukcing bada$$ Fido!!! 5L and fav'd!!!!!!!
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:41 am
Wow! Just Wow! I do not regret giving you 5 for this Phy.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 2:11 am
now thats agreat one! 5L


young american -


TAGS: bowie america rights freedoms hero s
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Greybeard - March 28, 2014, 2:27 am
Inspiringly AWE5SOME...!!
chickenlittle - January 9, 2014, 11:42 pm
That is awesome!
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:27 pm
Well…….this is destined for greatness….somewhere beyond Motifake…waaaay beyond
MissPriss - January 9, 2014, 11:38 am
Wow...powerful.


A LIBERAL FREEDOM -




TRUTH -




G'MORNING RALPH -


TAGS: freedom illusion ralph sam wolf no sheep dog
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 10:28 pm
Great work RL!!
Donkasaurus - January 26, 2011, 12:14 pm
Love me some Zappa.


FREEDOM - "I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery~


TAGS: fly freedom dog
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:02 am

please post this to moti-twist as well.


SOPA - HANDS OFF MY INTERNET! -




LEGO CHURCH - More proof that some people have WAAAAAY too much free time!


TAGS: lego free time
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by twill1962

fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 5:56 am
No, it’s not right for your idiom - it should have been the wedding scene at Swamp Castle.
falloutghoul - June 24, 2012, 9:09 pm
Make more of these. Btw, you can turn off Caps Lock.
ODETTECRUMP - June 18, 2012, 11:04 pm
I TOTALLY AGREE. WHAT DO THEY DO WITH REAL FREE TIME?


THE INTERNET -


TAGS: free candy looks legit
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:47 am
Hey I just meant natural causes ... like the flu epidemic of 1918 that probably iced up to a fourth of the world's population ... but mostly the old and the yound (and cute, especially the cute, that's why we are such a rarity now).
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 1:44 am
Cold case files, case closed.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 1:43 am
Oh, that makes me feel a lot better.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:41 am
In the pic in it's original size, you can clearly see a cute little blonde girl looking out of the window (the open one directly above the hood there). But don't worry. She's probably dead by now.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 10:21 pm
Down-low 5.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 9:35 pm
Straight up 5.


FREEDOM ISN'T FREE - It costs more than blood and guts. Dying for a country is easy. Vigilance, care, and love of country are the real price. It is a price most refuse to pay.


TAGS: freedom voting price rights country
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by RonE

RonE - May 30, 2012, 5:15 pm
Like that? heh. All ya gotta do is stand there and catch a bullet: )
lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 11:33 am

Dying for a country EASY? Sweet leapin' Jesus...


MORGAN FREEMAN -


TAGS: you know you just read that in morgan freemans voice
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:12 pm
Every single time!!!!!


FREEBIRD - No matter who's playing, always request Freebird.


TAGS: music italian clown freebird lynyrd
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:30 pm
Hate the song, love the poster.
Shtoink - August 11, 2008, 1:44 am
not a fan of most of your posters, but this and the kermit one rawk!


WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE -




SOLUTUDE -


TAGS: see also masterbation virginity and oodles of free time
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Sean

mariand - July 13, 2011, 4:11 am
that's true...5 lies to you ;)
fascistfrenchman - October 28, 2010, 6:03 am
Lol - I love it.
spacedog - October 27, 2010, 6:59 pm
Excellent.
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 6:37 pm
As far as haters go, carpet bombing is just an outward manifestation of his own personal insecurities. It's nothing worth paying attention to.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 6:24 pm
Hatred, like money, is usually either earned or inherited.
Sean - October 27, 2010, 6:17 pm
Thanks GS, but I think indescriminate hatred is actually a greater insult as it denies me of all that is uniquely annoying about myself -- and those are some of my favouritist qualities.
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:41 pm
the Hoosier bomber, has been hosed
Faceplant31 - October 27, 2010, 5:38 pm
This poster is beyond amsome and the bomber hit more than just you sean, he got quite a few other's posters as well.
Sean - October 27, 2010, 5:25 pm
Cool. I have a hater. Two 1-votes on two posters in a matter of minutes. Subtle.
agdaniele - October 27, 2010, 1:24 am
Still the goods... nay, the greats.


CAMOUFLAGE -


TAGS: ptsd camouflage free verse poster
Rating: 4.82/5

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lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 5:03 pm

Thank you, Airman!~
Airman - July 10, 2013, 4:34 pm
but I was so much younger then.. very nice
lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 10:26 am

And thank you for the nice compliment.
lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 10:25 am

Morning to you, too, GaryO. The husbing and I both live with PTSD. One of the first things a friend of his said to me, upon our first meeting~~and me gushing about what a great guy my husbing is, was, "You should have known him before."
GaryO - July 10, 2013, 10:08 am
Very nice prose, LG. Didn’t know you were so creepy. I may be creepy too. Thought it was COPD
lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 9:12 am

Well, d***! I found an all-night third-hand, 24-hour clothing store. Had to drive all the way to Denver to get my dress! It's a lovely shade of gray. Jilted, I tells ya'! I've been jilted!
steve1961 - July 10, 2013, 2:41 am
You're very welcome...doesn't mean we're engaged or anything...;)
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 9:44 pm

Thank you very much, Steve. I wrote this, so your comments are much appreciated.
steve1961 - July 9, 2013, 9:35 pm
How is this not a perfect 5 all around? Excellent.
Reality Lord - July 9, 2013, 9:31 pm

whoa
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 6:33 pm

Thanks, SD!~~
spacedog - July 9, 2013, 5:40 pm
Boom. 5L


REBELLION -


TAGS: rebellion exist free
Rating: 4.82/5

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slutwalk - June 3, 2011, 11:41 pm
dang it all .. if these women would be dressed properly instead of like common ho's ... they would not be in stocks ... check it out
440wakeup - June 2, 2011, 4:59 pm
I didn't get it, but let me feather this out. I'm in the military, and i've been accused of being a rebel, and had EOC complaints again st me for following the rules and S.O.P's.
Feasibly - June 1, 2011, 8:44 pm
I'm not sure if you meant this one to be funny, but it struck me as hilariou5
house - June 1, 2011, 8:13 pm
WOW !! Love it 5 stockade blocks for you
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:48 pm
Superb. 5L


SNOPES -




FREE STUFF - In the digital age, if it's free, You're not the customer You're the product


TAGS: direct marketing data mining freebies
Rating: 4.46/5

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ughomer - November 5, 2012, 10:45 am
How TRUE - 5L.


THE BEST THINGS ARE LIFE ARE FREE, FOR NOW -


TAGS: they say the best things in life are free unless they can find a way silverheart
Rating: 4.42/5

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Silverheart - February 27, 2013, 4:39 pm

Government and corporations both. Pay - same, perks - less, workload - more, tax - more, value of purcahses - less... Ain't life grand!
Bolverk3778 - February 26, 2013, 7:40 pm
Yes, the government is aware of this, why else do you think that your being taxed to the hilt.


HOME OF THE BRAVE - If liberty means anything at all, It means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear


TAGS: america liberty freedom
Rating: 4.38/5

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mariand - March 21, 2012, 2:23 am
No worries... you did it your way... the meaning is the same ;)
LLmayhem - March 21, 2012, 2:06 am
o, didn't know that was out there. i was just using george orwell for inspiration. did not mean to reproduce
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:07 pm
Ouch.
mariand - March 20, 2012, 5:19 pm
nice... same version of the truth #141687


FREEDOM... -




MOTIFAKE RETIREMENT COMMUNITY - Now accepting applications.


TAGS: motifake retirement free continental brefess if you sit through a quick 90 min seminar
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm
Great job MO, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 12:14 pm
*remember*
MO - February 25, 2010, 12:13 pm
Thanks Phy and bovee. Couldn't rembember ever seeing it as a poster. But, yeah it's been around for a looong time.
Bovee - February 25, 2010, 11:52 am
going with fido here. love it 5L's
phydeaux - February 25, 2010, 11:44 am
MO, I've seen this pic a bazillion times...I think this is the best job with it.
MO - February 25, 2010, 11:03 am
Tag and comment? Really? Bleah.....
MO - February 25, 2010, 10:39 am
There will be waffles Grey. It's all included in the free continental breffess. You just have to sit through a short 90min presentation.....
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 10:07 am
Will there be WAFFLES??...and honey oil? 5L


FREEDOM?... -


TAGS: police politics freedom vote them out
Rating: 3.84/5

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kida2 - October 18, 2010, 10:11 pm
That's not an American soldier, so it's probably not in America. Just check out the rifle and license plate... neither are US issue.
Reality Lord - October 16, 2010, 4:20 pm

i really like this one. its a 5L from me.
rerun - October 16, 2010, 9:14 am

should have posted at politifake


OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: free lunch crankyhead
Rating: 3.75/5

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440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:13 pm
AWESOME, AWESOME!!


OUTLAW MOTORCYCLE GANGS - In The 1800's They Still Would Have Been Outlaws But They Would Have Been Riding Horses.


TAGS: bikers gangs omg freedom outlaws
Rating: 3.73/5

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Oogie - August 14, 2012, 8:01 pm
Besides, they're mostly 'posers' now, doctors and lawyers and programmers that have the fancy bikes and designer leathers. Pussies.
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 2:14 am
I see lots of law-abiding helmets.


FREE AT LAST CAKE - The Only Known Antidote For Wedding Cake Available By Prescription from Your Lawyer




CELL PHONE - I assure you--it's not a tumor!


TAGS: hands free cell phone radiation cancer tumor
Rating: 2.08/5

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Archivis - January 18, 2011, 4:40 pm
Ghetto Bluetooth... nice


CHOOSE! - Afghan Terrorists or Freedom-Fighters?


TAGS: terrorists or freedom fighters ronald reagan rnr
Rating: 1.39/5

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lol - March 2, 2009, 12:51 am
lmaooo
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 2:19 am
Children: collateral damage.
Dude - July 28, 2008, 9:36 pm
I'll say this nice and slow for you: If you aim at innocent civilians, you're a terrorist. If you aim at soldiers, you're a freedom fighter. If you aim at soldiers and hit civilians, you're French artillary.
Narutarded - July 28, 2008, 5:30 pm
Neither - they're hookah salesmen.


charlie -




Modern Day Cat Food -




"INDEPENDENCE DAY"... -




HOME IMPROVEMENT -


TAGS: lowe s tank america freespeach 1stamendment
Rating: 4.73/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:29 pm
Or let's blow **** up together...either way" little known ending to the quote 5/5
Airman - December 15, 2011, 7:04 pm
amsome
Reality Lord - December 15, 2011, 5:44 pm

i lol'd...5 when i do :)


3 MONTHS LATER - I DIDN"T EVEN WONDER WHY I FAILED THE DRUG TEST AT WORK


TAGS: free you always get what you pay for in one way or another
Rating: 4.71/5

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CANADA - May 20, 2010, 8:59 pm
now i almost wish my job did drug screenings lol 5L
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:57 pm
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NOW IT'S IN YOUR MIND!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm
TMI! TMI!!!!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm
Ewwww. I don't want to know why they are sticky.
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm
yeah...it's that second....use...that gets them so sticky...
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:54 pm
if your socks weren't so slicky, they wouldn't stick together
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:53 pm
so many of our....conversations? disagreements? well...they end up that way...or I'm sleeping in the truck again...
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:52 pm
It might work, depending on how you tell her. If you wake up on the floor 3 hours later, you didn't tell her correctly.
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:51 pm
Sorry GS, I'll bring some to work tomorrow, but they won't be this good. I'm not this good a cook, and I don't have any "special" ingredient at home.
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:50 pm
does that work for socks too? Cause then I could tell her I only left "one" on the floor...
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:49 pm
I only had one! FYI, if the brownies stick together it's considered "ONE" brownie! :)~
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:49 pm
gs...yer too short to see, but there are CLEARLY at LEAST two left
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:48 pm
Mmmmm, Newark! The Tacoma of the East!
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:48 pm
jake!! 1 is not "a Few"
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:47 pm
i kept a few on the side for me...so help yourself. Yeah, been on a lot of busin ess trips...actually in Newark all this week.
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:47 pm
I left a few...
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
no no no GS...thast was VODKA...
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
Beast! This is BEAST!
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
no!! you ate the entire last batch before the 2nd shift got off work last time. Remember that night? the night of the "i got nothin'" poster?
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
Thanks for the browneeth! *crumbs falling from mouth* Good to thee you! Been a while!
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:43 pm
dont i always?!?!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:42 pm
Did you bring enough for everyone?


GAY MARRIAGES -


TAGS: freedom equality misery lolz
Rating: 4.2/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 3:55 pm
All for it. I want to see what the divorce rate will be.
Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 7:29 am
Y'all know I'm the religious one. Do away with government run marriages, call them all civil unions. Leave 'Marriages' to churches. Agreed, homo***uals have just as much right to suffer as the rest of us.
jameswnash - September 12, 2010, 9:10 pm
My favorite joke from Chris Rock
tellitlikeitis - September 12, 2010, 12:26 pm
Funny one.
agdaniele - September 12, 2010, 11:45 am
They want to keep those 70% separation and 50% divorce rates to themselves, eh? It's like a group of people telling you that you can't have vegemite.


FREE LIP PIERCING - Seems legit to me, what do you think Mr. Worm ?




oh dear! Oh deer! -




I AM THE QUIET RECLUSE NEIGHBOR - With the big freezer in the garage




RUSH - "Freedom of speech shouldn't guarantee immunity from the standards of decency" -unknown




US ARMY - They understood that our Constitution and the freedom it guarantees are worth fighting for.




Articulating Dissent -


TAGS: dissent freedom thought anarchy compensation
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 27, 2014, 10:35 pm
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - July 27, 2014, 8:18 am

real nice mr greybeard


The Lives Of Others -




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